Oh, But I have a Masters Degree in Paper!

~~ fly like the paper, rise like the plane ~~

Here’s how you can

Find Paper, Stick Paper on Other Paper, Fix Mistakes, Lay Out Letterhead, Address an envelope, Make a Photocopy, Send a Fax, Mail a letter,

Sign your Name, Make a Statement or Send Legal Notice, Provide or Seek Consent, Take an Oath, Make a Sworn Statement, Make a Binding Promise, Confirm Someone’s ‘Intent and Awareness’, Act as a Witness, Administer an Affirmation, Oath or Vow,

Get a Document Notarized, Obtain a Certified Copy, Complete an Affidavit

Gather Proof of: Your Name, Date of Birth (and Age), Address, Residency, Signature, Social Security Number (or ITIN), Identity (“List B”),

At the Bureau of Vital Statistics: Obtain Your Birth Certificate,

At the Post Office

Address an envelope, Mail a letter, Send a Package, Change Your Address, Get a Post Office Box, Get a Money Order

Next Level: Apply for Your Passport, Renew Your Passport,

At the Bank

Open a Bank Account, Complete a Deposit or Withdrawl slip, Read or Write a personal check, Obtain a Certified Check, Obtain a Bank (“Cashiers”) Check, Request Currency, and Exchange Currency.

At the Clerk’s Office

Get a Document Notarized

Find Your Property’s Tax History, Mortage, Deed, or Survey.

Next Level: Get information on Other Properties, Report a Zombie Property, Identify a Vacant Lot, Get a Garden Permit,

Next Level: Apply for Your Passport, Renew Your Passport

Next-Next Level: Assume a Buisness Name,

At the Social Security Office

Apply for a social secuity number, Replace your social security card, Change your Name

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